History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)
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A man is talking to God and asks him: ‘God, why did you make woman so beautiful?’ To which God replies: ’so that you would find them attractive.’
The the man asks: ‘God, but why did you have to make them so dumb?’ To which God replies: ’so that they would find you attractive!’
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Success is counted sweetest by those who never succeed.
Emily Dickinson (1830 – 1886)
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Do not do to others what angers you if done to you by others.
Socrates (469 BC – 399 BC)
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Wife: My breasts are too small. How do I increase their size?
Husband: Rub toilet paper between them everyday.
Wife: Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger?
Husband (Without missing a beat): Worked for your butt, didn’t it?
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Gotta get-get, gotta get-get
Gotta get-get, gotta g-g-g-get-get-get, get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, now
Boom boom boom, now
Boom boom pow
Boom boom
Yo, I got that hit that beat the block
You can get that bass overload
I got the that rock and roll
That future flow
That digital spit
Next level visual shit
I got that boom boom pow
How the beat bang, boom boom pow
I like that boom boom pow
Them chickens jackin’ my style
They try copy my swagger
I’m on that next shit now
I’m so 3008
You so 2000 and late
I got that boom, boom, boom
That future boom, boom, boom
Let me get it now
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, now
Boom boom boom, now
Boom boom pow
Boom boom pow
I’m on the supersonic boom
Y’all hear the spaceship zoom
When, when I step inside the room
Them girls go ape-shit, uh
Y’all stuck on Super 8 shit
That low-fi stupid 8 bit
I’m on that HD flat
This beat go boom boom bap
I’m a beast when you turn me on
Into the future cybertron
Harder, faster, better, stronger
Sexy ladies extra longer
‘Cause we got the beat that bounce
We got the beat that pound
We got the beat that 808
That the boom, boom in your town
People in the place
If you wanna get down
Put your hands in the air
Will.i.am drop the beat now
Yup, yup
I be rockin’ them beats, yup, yup
I be rockin’ them beats, y-y-yup, yup
Here we go, here we go, satellite radio
Y’all gettin’ hit with boom boom
Beats so big I’m steppin’ on leprechauns
Shittin’ on y’all with the boom boom
Shittin’ on y’all you with the boom boom
Shittin’ on y’all you with the
This beat be bumpin’, bumpin’
This beat go boom, boom
Let the beat rock
Let the beat rock
Let the beat rock
This beat be bumpin’, bumpin’
This beat go boom, boom
I like that boom boom pow
Them chickens jackin’ my style
They try copy my swagger
I’m on that next shit now
I’m so 3008
You so 2000 and late
I got that boom boom boom
That future boom boom boom
Let me get it now
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, now
Boom boom boom, now
Boom boom pow
Boom boom pow
Let the beat rock
(Let the beat rock)
Let the beat rock
(Let the beat)
Let the beat
(Let the beat rock, rock, rock, rock)
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The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.
William James (1842 – 1910)
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Broadly speaking, the short words are the best, and the old words best of all.
Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)
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