Jun

Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden – Bonkers lyrics

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I wake up everyday it’s a daydream

Everythin in my life isn’t what it seems

I wake up just to go back to sleep

I act real shallow but I’m in to deep

And all I care about is sex and violence

And a heavy bass line is my kind of silence

Everybody says I got to get a grip

But I let sanity give me the slip

Some people think I’m bonkers

But I just think I’m free

Man I’m just living my life

There nothing crazy about me

Some people pay for thrills

but I get mine for free

Man I’m just living my life

There nothing crazy about me

(Bonkers)

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29

Jun

Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden – Bonkers

Posted by: admin in Music videos

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28

Jun

Funny picture of the day – Plug in

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27

Jun

Quotation of the day – Aristotle

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A friend is a second self.

Aristotle (384 BC – 322 BC)

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26

Jun

Joke of the day – Why Australia is in Trouble

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Why Australia is in Trouble

The population of this country is 20 million.

11 million are retired.

That leaves 9 million to do the work.

There are 5 million in school

Which leaves 4 million to do the work.

Of this there are 2 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 2 million to do the work.

0.1 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 1.9 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 1.5 million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that leaves 0.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 18,800 people in hospitals.

Leaving 381,200 to do the work.

Now, there are 380,198 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your ass,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

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25

Jun

Funny picture of the day – Bride ride

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24

Jun

David Guetta ft Kelly Rowland – When Love Takes Over lyrics

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Its complicated
It always is
That’s just the way it goes
Feels like the way it is so long for this
I wonder if it shows

And under water
Now i can breath
It never felt so good
‘Cause i can feel it coming over me
I wouldn’t stop it if i could

When love takes over (yeah-ah-eah)
You know you can’t deny
When love takes over (yeah-ah-eah)
‘Cause something’s here tonight
Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight

Give me a reason
I gotta know
Do you feel it too?
Cant you see me here all alone
And this time I blame you
Looking out for you to hold my hand
It feels like I could fall
Now love me right, like I know you can
We could lose it all

When love takes over (yeah-ah-eah)
You know you can’t deny
When love takes over (yeah-ah-eah)
‘Cause something’s here tonight

When love takes over (yeah-ah-eah)
You know you can’t deny
When love takes over (yeah-ah-eah)
‘Cause something’s here tonight
Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight

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24

Jun