Archive for July, 2009
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do.
Confucius (551 BC – 479 BC)
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Turn the lights on
Every night I rush to my bed
With hopes that maybe I’ll get a chance to see you
When I close my eyes I’m going out of my head
Lost in a fairytale, can you hold my hands and be my guide?
Clouds filled with stars cover the skies
And I hope it rains, you’re the perfect lullaby
What kinda dream is this?
You could be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Either way I don’t wanna wake up from you
(Turn the lights on)
Sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Somebody pinch me, your love’s too good to be true
(Turn the lights on)
My guilty pleasure, I ain’t going no where
Baby long as you’re here I’ll be floating on air
‘Cause you’re my
You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Either way I don’t wanna wake up from you
(Turn the lights on)
I mention you when I say my prayers
I wrap you around all of my thoughts
Boy you’re my temporary high
I wish that when I wake up you’re there
To wrap your arms around me for real
And tell me you’ll stay by side
Clouds filled with stars cover the skies
And I hope it rains, you’re the perfect lullaby
What kinda dream is this?
You could be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Either way I don’t wanna wake up from you
(Turn the lights on)
Sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Somebody pinch me, your love’s too good to be true
(Turn the lights on)
My guilty pleasure, I ain’t going no where
Baby long as you’re here I’ll be floating on air
‘Cause you’re my
You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Either way I don’t wanna wake up from you
(Turn the lights on)
Tattoo your name across my heart so it will remain
Not even death can make us part
What kind of dream is this?
You could be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Either way I don’t wanna wake up from you
(Turn the lights on)
Sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Somebody pinch me, your love’s too good to be true
(Turn the lights on)
My guilty pleasure, I ain’t going no where
Baby long as you’re here I’ll be floating on air
‘Cause you’re my
You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Either way I don’t wanna wake up from you
(Turn the lights on)
Either way I don’t wanna wake up from you
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Beyonce – Sweet Dreams
Funny quotes
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. – Maryon Pearson
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers. – Homer Simpson
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? ‘Hold my purse.’
Men are like bank accounts.Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try’. -Homer Simpson
Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. – Jerry Garcia
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.
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Every man is the builder of a temple called his body.
Henry David Thoreau (1817 – 1862)
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Insulting women
Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent.
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
I’ll never forget the first time we met – although I’ll keep trying.
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.
Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.
Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
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JLS – Beat Again lyrics
Damn,
The Doctor’s just
Finished telling me
There’s no time
Losing you could be the
end of me and that I
Should do the things
that I wanna do
How could i?
Without you,
Without you,
Ooh, ooh
’cause your the only
one i let in
Tell me how to stop
This Feeling
Spreading
I’m hoping somehow
That you know
Ooh Ooh
[Chorus]
Let’s just get back together,
We should’ve never broke up
They’re telling me
That my heart won’t beat again
We should’ve stayed together
’cause when you left me it stopped
They’re telling me
That my heart won’t beat again
Won’t beat again
It’s killing me
Hey, hey, hey
If i died,
Yeah would you come
To my funeral
would you cry?
Would you feel some regret
That we didn’t try?
Or would you fall apart
the same as I,I,I,I
Oh,
And would it always
Haunt you baby?
That you missed your chance
to save me?
’cause you know its not
Too late
Hey, hey ,hey
[Chorus]
Let’s just get back together,
We should’ve never broke up
They’re telling me
That my heart won’t beat again
We should’ve stayed together
’cause when you left me it stopped
They’re telling me
That my heart won’t beat again
Won’t beat again
It’s killing me
That my heart
Won’t Beat again
Won’t beat again
It’s killing me
Hey,
I need you
Back in my arms
I need love CPR
‘Cause its getting
So cold, ooh
I need you back again,
Or else I’ll never mend,
And girl if i go
I go, I go, I go
[Chorus]
Let’s just get back together,
We should’ve never broke up
They’re telling me
That my heart won’t beat again
We should’ve stayed together
’cause when you left me it stopped
They’re telling me
That my heart won’t beat again
Won’t beat again
It’s killing me
That my heart
Won’t Beat again
Won’t beat again
It’s killing me
Hey, come on
I’m beggin’
please don’t let me.. go
[ x4 ]
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JLS – Beat Again
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
Mark Twain (1835 – 1910)
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Installing a husband
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as TV 5.0, Super 14, 3.2 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system..Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE, First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources..)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0
Good Luck.
Tech Support
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