Archive for September, 2009
Monica Bellucci
S.O.S she is in disguise
S.O.S she is in disguise
There’s a she wolf in disguise,
Coming out, coming out, coming out
A domesticated girl that’s all you ask of me,
Darling it is no joke, this is lycanthropy.
Moon’s awake now, with eyes wide open
My body is craving, so feed the hungry
I’ve devoting myself to you
Monday to Monday
And Friday to Friday
Not getting enough retribution
Not getting enough retribution or decent incentives to keep me at it
Starting to feel just a little abused
Like a coffine machine in an office (aaa)
So im gonna go somewhere closer
To get me a lover and tell you about it
There’s a she wolf in the closet,
Open up and set her free {auuuu}
There’s a she wolf in the closet,
Let it out so it can breath (inhales, exhales)
Sitting across the bar, staring right at her pray,
It’s going well so far, she’s gonna get her way.
Nocturnal creatures are not so prudent,
The moon’s my teacher, and i’m her student.
To look at the single man I’ve got on me a special radar,
And the fire department’s hotline in case i get in trouble later
Not looking for cute little divos or rich city guys that just want to enjoy
I’m having a very good time in the heat, very bad in the arms of a boy
There’s a she wolf in the closet,
Open up and set her free (auuuuuu..)
There’s a she wolf in the closet,
Let it out so it can breath (inhales, exhales)
S.O.S she is in disguise
S.O.S she is in disguise, breaths heavely
There’s a she wolf in disguise,
Coming out, coming out, coming out
S.O.S she is in disguise
S.O.S she is in disguise
There’s a she wolf in disguise,
Coming out, coming out, coming out
There’s a she wolf in the closet,
Let it out so it can breath (inhales, exhales)
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All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation of others.
Cyril Connolly (1903 – 1974)
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Site of the day – WWiTV
1. A man dashes into the A&E dept. and yells . . . ‘My wife’s going to
have her baby in the taxi’.
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the taxi, lifted the lady’s dress and
began to take off her underwear. Suddenly after protests from the lady I
noticed that there were several taxis – - – and I was in the wrong one.
Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald , St.. Andrews Hosp. Glasgow
2. At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly
and slightly deaf female patient’s anterior chest wall.
‘Big breaths,’. I instructed.
‘Yes, they used to be,’. . . replied the patient..
Submitted by Dr. Richard Barnes , St.Thomas’s Bath
3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her
husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five
minutes later, I heard her on her mobile phone reporting to the rest of the
family that he had died of a ‘massive internal fart.’
Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg Royal London Hosp.
4. During a patient’s two week follow-up appointment, he told me that he
was having trouble with one of his medications.
‘Which one ?’. . .. I asked.
‘The patch; the Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and
now I’m running out of places to put it!’
I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn’t see.
Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!
Now, the instructions includes removal of the old patch before applying
a new one.
Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk General
5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked ‘How
long have you been bedridden?’
After a look of complete confusion she answered .’Why, not for about
twenty years – when my husband was still alive.’
Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson- Maidenhead Royal Kent
6. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while
checking up on a man I asked . . …’ So how was your breakfast this morning?’
‘It’s very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can’t seem to get used
to the taste.’. . Bob replied.
I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labelled
‘KY Jelly.’
Submitted by Dr. Leonard J. Brandon . Bristol Infirmary.
7. A nurse was on duty in the A&E when a young woman with purple hair
styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing
strange clothing, entered . . It was quickly determined that the patient
had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for an immediate operation..
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff
noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo
that read . . .’Keep off the grass’
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the
patient’s dressing, which read ‘Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn.’
Submitted by Staff Nurse RN Elaine Fogerty , KGH London
Dr. wouldn’t submit his name
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Sydney sandstorm
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
Albert Camus (1913 – 1960)
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Sugababes – Get Sexy
Sugababes – Get Sexy
Hey,
Yeah,
Hey,
Yeah.
When I’m walkin’ down the street, they say “hey sexy!”,
When I’m dancin’ in the club, they say “hey sexy!”,
When I’m drivin’ in my car, or I’m standin’ at the bar,
It don’t matter where I are, they say “hey sexy!”,
Silly boys, they lovin’ me so much,
Silly boys, you can look but you can’t touch,
Silly boys, I ain’t got no time to talk,
Silly boys, just shut up and watch me walk!
Cause I’m too sexy in this club, too sexy in this club,
So sexy it hurts.
If you feel sexy in this club, then go head toast it up, and get down, let’s get sexy right now!
Get sexy right now.
Get sexy right now.
Get sexy right now.
When I’m shoppin’ with my girls, they say “hey sexy!”,
In a two-piece at the beach, they say “hey sexy!”,
Wanna put me on they arms, so they maximise the charms, cause I’m shinin’ like a star, yeah I’m so sexy.
Silly boys, they lovin’ me so much,
Silly boys, you can look but you can’t touch,
Silly boys, I ain’t got no time to talk,
Silly boys, just shut up and watch me walk!
Cause I’m too sexy in this club, too sexy in this club,
So sexy it hurts.
If you feel sexy in this club, then go head toast it up, and get down, let’s get sexy right now!
Get sexy right now.
Get sexy right now.
Get sexy right now.
If I had a dime, for every single time, these boys stop and stare, I’d be a billionaire! x2
Cause I’m too sexy in this club, too sexy in this club,
So sexy it hurts.
If you feel sexy in this club, then go head toast it up, and get down, let’s get sexy right now!
Get sexy right now.
Get sexy right now.
Get sexy right now.
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