A man tells his wife that he’s going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it’s closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he’s in this girl’s apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.
“Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!” he exclaimed. “Quick give me some talcum powder!”
She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she’s furious. “Where the hell have you been!”
He says, “Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her.” “Let me see your hands!” she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.
“Damn liar, you were out bowling again!”
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A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very
frisky and asked his wife if she was in the mood.
His wife answered, “Not tonight dear I have a headache.”
The man replied, “Is that your final answer”?
She said, “Yes.”
He said. “Ok, then, I’d like to phone a friend.”
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Wife: My breasts are too small. How do I increase their size?
Husband: Rub toilet paper between them everyday.
Wife: Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger?
Husband (Without missing a beat): Worked for your butt, didn’t it?
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